Gods Time & Money

Time is MoneyA man went into his church and he was praying to God. While he was praying, he asked God, "How long is 10 million years to you?"

God replied, "1 second."

The next day the man asked God, "God, how much is 10 million dollars to you?"

And God replied, "A penny."

Then finally the next day the man asked God, "God, can I have one of your pennies?"

And God replied, "Just wait a sec."

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