National Beer Conference
The Marketing Managers of Tui, DB, Macs, Monteiths & Speights were at a National Beer Conference when they all went to lunch. The waitress asked what they would like to drink.
The Tui man says, "I'll have a Mangatainoka Dark."
DB bloke with a smile said, "I'll have a DB Export brewed from pure mountain water."
The G.M. of Macs proudly says, "I'll have a Monteiths Pilsner, the cleanest beer on the planet."
The head honcho from Speights glances around at his companions and says, "I'll have a Diet Coke."
The others look at him as though he had sprouted a new head, at which he just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well if you poofers aren't drinking then neither will I.
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