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Christmas Present Tips for Guys

Christmas Shopping Tips for Guys

giftgreen1Most of us guys are useless at Christmas shopping. Here's a few tips I've picked up over the years.

Ladies, you might want to share this with the men in your family to avoid getting an undesirable and badly wrapped present this Christmas.

  1. Buying your Christmas presents at a petrol station or dairy on Christmas morning really isn't the done thing - apparently not everyone wants a funnel, box of biscuits or a car care kit. Don't do it.
  2. Get started early, no not on Christmas Eve, yesterday was already too late.
  3. First thing in the morning is the best time to Christmas shop, and I mean first thing, teenagers are still in bed.
  4. It's not the thought that counts, it's how MUCH thought that counts.
  5. Cash is a GREAT present for teenagers - and me.
  6. If you must give gift vouchers make sure they are from a shop the recipient actually shops in and try and avoid those with an expiry date.
  7. Wrapping and cards are important, you and I know it's just paper but for some reason they are important.
  8. Before you start browsing in a shop check that it does gift wrapping and accept the service - wait if necessary. If the shop doesn't do gift wrapping move on to the next. Unless you are an expert present wrapper - Yeah Right!
  9. Even if every present you buy is gift wrapped, buy plenty of wrapping paper and sellotape. You are going to need it because dairy's and petrol stations don't gift wrap and being a bloke you'll probably ignore number 1.

Guys ignore the above at your peril and have a wonderful Christmas.

She followed the instructions

tin of yellow paintThe lady decided the kitchen needed repainting and that she was perfectly capable of doing it herself.

Husband came home from work to see the finished result, and found a beautifully repainted kitchen and wife sweating profusely.

"Looks like you've done a great job Darling, but are you alright? You've got a bit of a glow on" he said.

"I'll be fine" she replied "I've only just finished and it was hot working wearing two coats".

"Well it looks great, but two coats darling, why were you wearing two coats?" the husband asked, tentatively.

The wife replied "Why? Why? Because, unlike you, I followed the instructions, and it says on the tin, for best results put on two coats".

(Thanks Em)

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