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Christmas Present Tips for Guys

Christmas Shopping Tips for Guys

giftgreen1Most of us guys are useless at Christmas shopping. Here's a few tips I've picked up over the years.

Ladies, you might want to share this with the men in your family to avoid getting an undesirable and badly wrapped present this Christmas.

  1. Buying your Christmas presents at a petrol station or dairy on Christmas morning really isn't the done thing - apparently not everyone wants a funnel, box of biscuits or a car care kit. Don't do it.
  2. Get started early, no not on Christmas Eve, yesterday was already too late.
  3. First thing in the morning is the best time to Christmas shop, and I mean first thing, teenagers are still in bed.
  4. It's not the thought that counts, it's how MUCH thought that counts.
  5. Cash is a GREAT present for teenagers - and me.
  6. If you must give gift vouchers make sure they are from a shop the recipient actually shops in and try and avoid those with an expiry date.
  7. Wrapping and cards are important, you and I know it's just paper but for some reason they are important.
  8. Before you start browsing in a shop check that it does gift wrapping and accept the service - wait if necessary. If the shop doesn't do gift wrapping move on to the next. Unless you are an expert present wrapper - Yeah Right!
  9. Even if every present you buy is gift wrapped, buy plenty of wrapping paper and sellotape. You are going to need it because dairy's and petrol stations don't gift wrap and being a bloke you'll probably ignore number 1.

Guys ignore the above at your peril and have a wonderful Christmas.

Trying to get our hands on Webb Ellis

Back in 1987 Kiwi's watched proudly as David Kirk, the All Blacks skipper held the Webb Ellis Cup aloft, the All Blacks had won the first Rugby World Cup competition.

Its been 24 years since then and every four years Kiwi rugby supporters have watched as other countries skippers have held "our" cup aloft, and to make matters worse the Wallabies and Springboks have both won it twice, with England the other winner to date.

A couple of rogues at NewsTalk ZB radio have come up with a humorous song bemoaning the All Blacks recent lack of success in the Rugby World Cup. Click on the picture below or this link http://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/podcasts/audio/01113036.mp3 to listen.

Webb Ellis Cup

Welcome to every one from every nation visiting for the Rugby World Cup.
We trust our fellow Kiwis show you a wonderful time and that you enjoy your visit all the way through to when Richie McCaw hands the Web Ellis Cup to Dan Carter!

Go the All Blacks!


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