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Christmas Present Tips for Guys

Christmas Shopping Tips for Guys

giftgreen1Most of us guys are useless at Christmas shopping. Here's a few tips I've picked up over the years.

Ladies, you might want to share this with the men in your family to avoid getting an undesirable and badly wrapped present this Christmas.

  1. Buying your Christmas presents at a petrol station or dairy on Christmas morning really isn't the done thing - apparently not everyone wants a funnel, box of biscuits or a car care kit. Don't do it.
  2. Get started early, no not on Christmas Eve, yesterday was already too late.
  3. First thing in the morning is the best time to Christmas shop, and I mean first thing, teenagers are still in bed.
  4. It's not the thought that counts, it's how MUCH thought that counts.
  5. Cash is a GREAT present for teenagers - and me.
  6. If you must give gift vouchers make sure they are from a shop the recipient actually shops in and try and avoid those with an expiry date.
  7. Wrapping and cards are important, you and I know it's just paper but for some reason they are important.
  8. Before you start browsing in a shop check that it does gift wrapping and accept the service - wait if necessary. If the shop doesn't do gift wrapping move on to the next. Unless you are an expert present wrapper - Yeah Right!
  9. Even if every present you buy is gift wrapped, buy plenty of wrapping paper and sellotape. You are going to need it because dairy's and petrol stations don't gift wrap and being a bloke you'll probably ignore number 1.

Guys ignore the above at your peril and have a wonderful Christmas.

Top 50 Jokes of All Time - 21-30

Top 50 Jokes of All Time

30. I'm in a great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a year's supply of Marmite - one jar.

29. I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said: "Are you two an item?"

28. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their tournament victories. After an hour, the manager came out and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

27. Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.

26. I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

25. I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and said: "Did you get my drift?"

24. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."

23. A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says: "Is this some kind of joke?"

22. Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace.

21. A jumplead walks into a bar. The barman says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

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