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Christmas Present Tips for Guys

Christmas Shopping Tips for Guys

giftgreen1Most of us guys are useless at Christmas shopping. Here's a few tips I've picked up over the years.

Ladies, you might want to share this with the men in your family to avoid getting an undesirable and badly wrapped present this Christmas.

  1. Buying your Christmas presents at a petrol station or dairy on Christmas morning really isn't the done thing - apparently not everyone wants a funnel, box of biscuits or a car care kit. Don't do it.
  2. Get started early, no not on Christmas Eve, yesterday was already too late.
  3. First thing in the morning is the best time to Christmas shop, and I mean first thing, teenagers are still in bed.
  4. It's not the thought that counts, it's how MUCH thought that counts.
  5. Cash is a GREAT present for teenagers - and me.
  6. If you must give gift vouchers make sure they are from a shop the recipient actually shops in and try and avoid those with an expiry date.
  7. Wrapping and cards are important, you and I know it's just paper but for some reason they are important.
  8. Before you start browsing in a shop check that it does gift wrapping and accept the service - wait if necessary. If the shop doesn't do gift wrapping move on to the next. Unless you are an expert present wrapper - Yeah Right!
  9. Even if every present you buy is gift wrapped, buy plenty of wrapping paper and sellotape. You are going to need it because dairy's and petrol stations don't gift wrap and being a bloke you'll probably ignore number 1.

Guys ignore the above at your peril and have a wonderful Christmas.

Wish our products will be helpful for your business

I receive an awful lot of spam emails, most of which I never even glance at. I know I haven't won a zillion dollars in a lottery I never entered, I don't have wealthy relatives, I don't need a fake Rolex watch, or cheap pharmaceuticals and my private parts are just fine as they are thanks. My email filtering spam system keeps anything related to these, and many other subjects out of my inbox, relegated to the bin.

But every so often one slips through. Below is a copy of a recent email that foiled the system. It's not offensive, but it is not really relevant to a financial planning firm and doesn't really portray the image I'm sure "Alice's" boss wants to portray. I think its hilarious, largely because I've got a mental picture of the sender, a short fat Chinese man, sitting at his desk poring through his Chines top English dictionary trying to translate his message into English and feeling quite happy with the result. He should have got one of his children to do it! I feel sorry for Alice, it's not easy preparing marketing it in your own language!

If you are intending marketing by email in China (or any other country for that matter) and don't speak the language fluently, you might like to remember the following before you hit send.


Unsolicited email received on 18 September 2012.

Dear Purchasing Manager,

Good morning my friend. Thanks for your time to read my email. Glad to know you and your info from internet.

We, Cangzhoug Zhengfei Chemical Products Co., Ltd. whichis a manufacturer of chemicals as oxide/acid/soda/salt, e.g.: titanium dioxide, zinc oxide, caustic soda, resin etc. Base on we have our factory Quality management systems & Production control program, we have a great advantage on both high quality and low price.

Wish our products will be helpful for your business.

Any questions, Welcome here.

Best Regards,

Yours faithfully,
Alice
Sale Manager
Cangzhoug Zhengfei Chemical Products Co., Ltd.
 

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