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The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore
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Once upon a time a man was sent to the store for a ham.
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Lawyers should never ask a Georgia
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When I went to the IRDs website this morning I swear this is what I saw. If I knew how to spell
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Murphy comes home after his regular Saturday
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"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. "
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The intricacies of the financial crisis are not well understood. I found the explanation below on ...
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Remember the Muppets?
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Apparently the following has been prepared "just in case"...
From John Cleese:
NOTICE OF REVOCATION
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Recent events in New Zealand have lead to the map having to be revised slightly.
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Two golfers are at the first tee:
Golfer one: “Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my
...Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack
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My cousin lives in Japan, he thought this was hilarious. I'm sure my South African friends will forgive me -
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Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods Are in a Bar...
Woods turns to Wonder and says: How is the singing career
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Geoffrey, a middle-aged British tourist on his first visit to Germany finds the red light district and enters a
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The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching
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40. I said to this train driver: "I want to go to
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50. I went to the doctors the other day and he said: "Go
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10. A man walks into a bar with a roll of Tarmac under his
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Earlier this week the US President took an aerial tour over Standing Rock Indian Reservation, where locals oppose
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I receive an awful lot of spam emails, most of which I never even glance at. I know I haven't won a zillion dollars
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