Believe in something

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink. -- W. C. Fields

Cheap Riches

"That man is richest whose pleasures are the cheapest" - Henry David Thoreau

Colonoscopy Journal

Those of you who have already had one, it's fairly accurate and funny.

For those of you who haven't had

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Faster mistakes ...

“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of

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Final Will

A bloke sat in his armchair & shouts to his wife,

"WHEN I DIE I'M

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How rude!

"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. "...

If the World ends

In what seems like a never ending string of natural disasters hopefuly we have learnt that it pays to be prepared.

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Inert Facts

"Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." -

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Jerks with money

Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they

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Job Application

A stockbroker was filling out a job application when he came to the question:"Have you ever been

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Lets Blast Them Out!

Here's proof that we are surrounded by idiots....

How to Fish - with a Hand Grenade!

  1. Pull the
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Poor child

On the first day of school in Remuera, a teacher decided to get to know the kids by asking them their names and

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Really I Didn't Realise!

If you think you know who these two characters are, you're probably right. Yes, a true story...

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Sad but true

"Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for

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Should we?

Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack

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The Paths Are Too Wide

"Most golf clubs could save a lot of money on mowing by making the grassy path up the middle of the holes a lot

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The Tux diet

Yesterday I was at my local Pak n Save store buying a large bag of Tux dog food for my loyal pet and was in the

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Tongue twisting

Languages talk and languages walk. They are living things that are constantly acquiring, discarding and generally

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Try Hard Jokes

You really need to really need to reconsider  your options when you find yourself:

Gluing

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Very nicely

Earlier this week the US President took an aerial tour over Standing Rock Indian Reservation, where locals oppose

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We Share Everything

An old man ordered one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink. He then unwrapped the burger and

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We've "won" an award - not!

Over the last few months I've received many emails likethe one below. Generally they automatically go into my spam

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West Coast Sandflies are BIG

I'm staying in Murchison, West Coast, South Island of New Zealand. This morning I was talking to an old bloke and

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What Happens to Their Babies?

A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under

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